Craig is rarely wrong. It's a very annoying trait, but he really is right about things most of the time. I don't mean big decisions. I'm talking about things like word spelling, which street something is on,
math. You know, the little stuff. He's right so often that when we differ on something, I usually to defer to him. My version of things can be a little fuzzy. I tend to fill in the details of reality as I go. I focus on what I think is interesting, and not necessarily what's important. I've mentioned this before in this blog, but I truly believed until a few years back that Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer was called The Abomidable Snow Man. I'm sharp at work, but in the rest of my life, it's a little more Harold and the Purple Crayon as far as minor details go.
Because of his sometimes irritating habit of being right, it can be very funny when he's not. Song lyrics are one thing that he's flubbed a few times. Once, in the car, Steve Miller Band came on and he was singing along. It took a few bars for me to realize what he was saying. More importantly, what he wasn't saying. "Big Old Jet Airliner" went a little something like, "
We don't Carolina." Huh?
I mess up lyrics all the time, but I mess up all kinds of things. I even have the
awkward underappreciated talent of changing the words to songs intentionally, a la Weird Al. If I'm ever drugged up for surgery or otherwise out of my mind, ask me to sing my song about a manatee to the tune of "Iron Man." Anyway, my goof ups aren't funny because they're expected. Or, maybe that's
exactly why they're funny?
Moving on.
Yesterday we were driving home and Craig was
humiliating me being funny by blaring Huey Lewis through our neighborhood. The Heart of Rock and Roll (as in
The heart of rock and roll is still beating) came on, and I kid you not, The Ambassador of Endless Trivia and Spelling Extrordinaire was loudly singing, "
Because the heart of rock and roll, the heart of rock and roll is in Cleveland." Again, huh? Carolina, Cleveland. I'm not sure why he thinks geography is such a common theme, but it cracked me up. I've obviously made him self-concious about it, though. One day he was singing to himself the Paul Simon Song, "Slip Sliding Away." The line goes: "He said, "Delores, I live in fear."" Once I got close enough to hear, I heard Craig sing, "Delores, meh meh meh me-eh." It
was to the tune. I'll give him that.
As a final note, I should mention C's defense to his Huey Lewis mix up. He said that he wasn't really wrong because the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is, in fact, in Cleveland. Other than the fact that the song predates the Museum, I think that's a pretty good counter argument to the facts staring him in the face. Maybe he should be the lawyer instead.
Craig and his brother from another mother, Joe.
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