Thursday, March 1, 2012
Crime Kitty first appeared on the scene a few months ago, and by scene, I mean outside the criminal court building. In the beginning, she was reticent, elusive even, leading one to ask, "Did you just see a cat?" Sneaky little minx. Today, though, she can be seen boldly nuzzling the air vents for court employees and handcuffed, escorted defendants alike to admire. Regally, she'll stand and preen beneath the light pole. Whimsically, yet with a touch of mystery, she rolls in the grass.
Crime Kitty has truly come into her own.
I've heard recently from a witness at the scene, that two women were seen trying to capture Crime Kitty. Evidently, they were not aware that she is, in fact, the Vigilante Fugitive from Justice. Duh. But, they were not ignorant for long. She evaded their every attempt at capture. The warrant was issued, but it will never be executed.
Carry on, you felonious feline. Carry on.