I could list all the annoying questions about my pregnancy, or questions that become annoying just by virtue of their frequency, but that's no fun. I've learned that there are equally annoying answers that I give to a lot of said questions. Now that's fun. I can't say that I get why these answers are wrong, but let me tell you, they are.
First, everyone wants to know when my last day of work is. My honest answer is (1)when the baby comes,(2) or when I can't do it anymore, (3) or I don't know, because all of those are the same answer in my mind. This is the part where men look at you like they might be called upon to deliver your child, thus seeing your business end and possibly having to fashion a tourniquet out of their belts/shoelaces. If only things were going to happen that quickly.
Another one I get a lot is whether we plan on having more children. My brain can't really process this one. At this point, I'm not sure that I'll ever have this baby, so I don't know where I'd put another one.
People also ask how I feel a lot, which is really sweet and I appreciate it. I said this in my last post, but I tend to err on the side of less information, just out of courtesy. Sometimes, though, I think this is irritating to people. Women, especially. I just don't really have the words to describe it, which is mostly because I feel pretty good. If I had to though, the end of the third trimester is kiiind of like...being a capsized turtle with the appetite of a fourteen year boy.
Another one I get a lot is whether or not I plan to have an epidural--the obligatory "birth plan," as it's called in my baby books. My plan is to not be pregnant anymore and whatever way that can best be achieved is the plan I'm signed up for. Honestly, I just don't know. I've never had a baby! If I need an epidural, I'll get one. If not, maybe not. So many factors go into it, that the question to me is, how does anyone ever have a plan? As you might know, I am a planner. I set aside time to plan. I love a plan, but I'm not about to tell the nurses and doctor what my "plan" is. That's like when my clients start telling me about what they found on Google to get their case "squashed." Sir, let me be the lawyer before you talk your way into stripes and plastic sandals. I don't want to end up with the labor and delivery equivalent of plastic sandals.
I guess that's what it boils down to. I just don't want to end up with prison sandals, you know?