|Sexy Lockes. Real sexy. Most of these are a study in my stiffness.|
|Being engaged is Ha-larious.|
|This isn't horrible, but it is a bit Jessica Rabbit. Not the theme I had in mind.|
|Yeah right, you can't read. Look at my horse chompas.|
Bystanders: "Look, how sweet."
Craig: "I think we're standing in pee."
|Hey good lookin'|
|They were supposed to be like this but......|
Craig: "What's this door got to do with it?"
And for the grand finale. I loved our photographer and her work, but this is no bueno.
Obviously, this isn't going on the mantle.