#34. Magic Fax Machine--I seriously considered covering this up. So weird.
#35. What tiny mogul would have a fax and not a copy machine? No one would be surprised to learn that I had a stomach ulcer at nine. It's amazing I didn't have a receding hairline and a prostate problem, too.
#43. Again, Santa, don't get it twisted. That would be two, not one, and definitely three, trolls. TWO.